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Reality is for people that can't handle drugs
 
Toke till ya choke

I said no to drugs but they didn't listen

Let the good times roll

Can't cope don't mope there's hope smoke dope
 
i want to toke more then anyone i want so much i cannot stand i want to float across the sea of tranquilty with a j at hand

Smoke dope eat soap and fly home in a bubble

Marijuana: its a lungfull of fun

If the ocean were weed, and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom, and smoke my way up.. But the ocean aint weed, and I aint a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuk up

Marijuana: can't we all just get a bong?

Marijuana: proud sponcers of the snack food industry

Marijuana: proud sponcers of...um...we forget
 
Marijuana: hey at least its not crack!
 
I got the urge to herbal
 
If god didnt want us to smoke weed he wouldn't have given us lungs
 
Stick a fork in me,  I'm done
 
The only drug problem is getting good drugs
 
I ain't as think as u stoned i am
 
If u can lie on the floor without holding on u need another session
 
Roses are red, bud is green, i love getting high, u kno wot i mean
 
We smoke, we toke, we choke, we pass, fuck what would I do without grass
 
This is my blunt, this is my bowl, i love smoking joints coz i know how to roll
 
Hello mother....hello Father...I've been smoking...marijuana....coke is good....dope is better...I'm so fucked i cant write this letter
 

The 10 Commandments of Weed
 
              ~Rules all stoners should live by~
 
Thou shalt always share thy weed with thy neighbor
 
Thou shalt always puff, puff and then pass
 
Thou shalt never pass on hitting the weed
 
Thou shalt never be greedy with thy weed
 
Thou shalt smoke weed often
 
Thou shalt never pass thy bong to thy friend when there is no hit left
 
Thou shalt never break the rotation when passing the joint
 
Thou shalt toke up at 4:20, in celebration of the weed