Reality is for people that can't handle drugs
Toke till ya choke
I said no to drugs but they didn't listen
Let the good times roll
Can't cope don't mope there's hope smoke dope
i want to toke more then anyone i want so much i cannot stand i want to float across the sea of tranquilty with a j at hand
Smoke dope eat soap and fly home in a bubble
Marijuana: its a lungfull of fun
If the ocean were weed, and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom, and smoke my way up.. But the ocean aint weed, and I aint a duck, so pass the bong and shut the fuk up
Marijuana: can't we all just get a bong?
Marijuana: proud sponcers of the snack food industry
Marijuana: proud sponcers of...um...we forget
Marijuana: hey at least its not crack!
I got the urge to herbal
If god didnt want us to smoke weed he wouldn't have given us lungs
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
The only drug problem is getting good drugs
I ain't as think as u stoned i am
If u can lie on the floor without holding on u need another session
Roses are red, bud is green, i love getting high, u kno wot i mean
We smoke, we toke, we choke, we pass, fuck what would I do without grass
This is my blunt, this is my bowl, i love smoking joints coz i know how to roll
Hello mother....hello Father...I've been smoking...marijuana....coke is good....dope is better...I'm so fucked i cant write this letter